no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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