I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
so much tequila, so little girl.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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