She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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