It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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