Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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