I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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