yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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