well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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