My hand turned me down
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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