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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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