Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I think my fart just growled at me.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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