Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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