theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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