3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We have started to decorate penises.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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