Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Your penis caused this!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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