she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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