I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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