Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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