So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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