wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Someone shattered a urinal.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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