Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Enjoy the penises
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Randomize
