Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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