But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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