i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
