The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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