im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
