Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
and she was petting her beer can
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
