i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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