If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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