that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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