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  • i assume while she was driving you to day care

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:34pm
  • What are you 5??? Grow the fuck up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:03pm
  • 9:59. Get a life. I STARTED at 13

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:59pm
  • LOL'D LOL'D LOL'D LOL'D LOL'D LOL'D 901, suck my dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:41am
  •  Respect your mother, asshole! 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:03pm
  • That's wrong... And funny At the same time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:44pm
  • Indonesia is part of Asia...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:01pm
  • Da fuck kind of perverse lameass are you....?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:05pm
  • I can't believe 597 people thought this was a good night. I remember when I had my first beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:16am
  • Hahahaha I love indiana

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Hahahahahahahaha I cried from laughing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:34pm
  • Respect your mom....geez.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:44pm
  • To 7:33, I hope you shit your pants at work today. O wait, you're probably a 13 y.o. girl, in which case, I hope u shit your pants and discharge period blood all over the school. Maybe the kids calling you Carrie will send you into such a deep depression that you will never again say, "lol'd"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:01am
  • 10:10..... Um, wow. Just wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:25pm
  • Texts from 10 yo. Are not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:58am
  • I just put semen in her vajayjay Quite the day for her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Soviet Russia booger puts hair you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:36pm
  • Who's having contractions? Where are these shows your talking about? It's not my turn to buy, it's you're turn to buy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:45pm
  • This text was lame immature and idiotic... 10.17 even tho that's pretty immature too it fucken made me laugh... One of the best mom calls I've heard for some time! Ur a ledge!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:47am
  • ahahahahhah wow this made me laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:46am
  • Lmfao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:17pm
  • FIRST. hahha, so gayyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:30pm
  • it's a fucking catalina wine mixer!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Your mom raped me The real slim shadie !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:13pm
  • I came in ur moms hair.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:09am
  • haha stupid hoe probably deserved it haha. I kno my mama does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:30am
  • I came in my moms hair. She was made that I didn't get it all in her mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:58pm
  • It's a joke website. I'd you don't have a sense of humor read a fucking book. This is hilarious btw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:05am
  • Everybody thinks they know the difference between your and you're but they always make assumptions about the context and FAIL! (not sure how to spell assumptions.... Guess I fail a little too or maybe to?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:56pm
  • Not gonna lie, one of the few TFLN's to make me laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:31pm
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS FIVE?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Clearly, 9:01 has either a small penis or he does not receive enough attention at home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:08am
  • what are you? like...2?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:45pm
  • I did the same thing But it was in her bush !!! The real slim shadie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:11pm
  • This is so disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:46am
  • Fucking beaners from Texas do this shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:34pm
  • thanks for sharing u really improved life as we kno it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:57pm
  • As I read your dumbass text, I imagined you in mid 20's with remnents of semen still on your hands from the hand job you gave yourself the night before while looking at pics of Miley Cyrus!!! What a douche

    Submitted by imamilea on Mar 28, 10 at 2:41pm
  • Hahahahhahahahahahahaha funniest shit I've heard ALL day! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:35am
  • Your an asshole!!! End of story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:00am
  • Sofa king we todd ed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:57am
  • Way to be trashy in your trailer Indy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:54pm
  • Someone stopped maturing at 6 years old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:25am
  • You wanna get high? -Towelie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:45pm
  • Soooo lame. That's your fucking mom. If it was someone you didn't get along who isn't family I might laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:11pm
  • hahahaha you people are so pathetic. this is funny get a sense of humor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:13pm
  • not sure which is funnier; that some people don't know the difference between your and you're, or that some one thought indigionese was a reference to Indonesia. Get a dictionary for God's sake!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:27pm
  • (insert shartwheel here)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:02am
  • hahahahhaha I just shit my pants because of this text. but 90% of you need to relax and get a sense of humor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:43am
  • Use your mom to GET SOME! -Bradley

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:35pm
  • this text was great. oh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:53pm
  • Wtf 901? Jesus fucking Christ, when people can't find anything to be pissed about they invent new things to fight about. Calm the fuck down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:00am
  • WTF do you have against Texas and Hispanics but chill your nuts just cause my dick is bigger then yours doesn't mean you have to hate me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:28am
  • WATTS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE? AREN'T THEY THE SAME?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:28pm
  • haha 9:44 da (wo)man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:17pm
  • You don't want to even know what she put in your Fruity Pepples asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:19pm
  • 1056...I make no assuptions, and that particular poster doesn't provide context, and I can only hope that we all know (I'm continually amazed that many do not) the difference between 'your' and 'you're'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:02pm
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