yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
