I think im going to throw up on grandma
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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