and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Randomize
