White coat. Heels.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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