I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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