Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
there's paper in my vomit.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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