i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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