Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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