Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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