Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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