You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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