Nicole vs. Life
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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