they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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