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you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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