How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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