I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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