The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i just had sex bonerless
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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