Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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