Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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