he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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