remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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