glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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