ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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