you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So much rum. So many feels.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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