brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My friends, they love my intelligence
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Randomize
