he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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