I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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