New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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